12 March 2008

Sex Ed

is driving me crazy!! I have had this nonsense for the last 8 days & I'm so glad that it's almost over. Last year, I had the wonderful experience of teaching all girls, that's not so bad! This year, it has all changed -- I have boys!!! OH MY GOD!!! This is craziness...

"can you masturbate too much?" Yes, you go cross eyed & your hands grow hair
"is 15 times a day too much?"
"is porn bad?" refer to question 2
"what is popping the cherry?" nothing you need to worry about any time soon
"is an erection an emotion?"

Today was abstinence & group dating. Tomorrow I get to scare the crap out of them with STDs & such. YAY!!

I WANT THIS OVER NOW!!! THIS SUX!!!

4 comments:

mamaof3girls said...

Ah the joys of boys!

Anonymous said...

Okay - that does just suck. Good luck!

loud said...

at least they ask...better than not asking and thinking that you can't get a girl pregnant if it's her first time.

EriK said...

15 times a day? WOW! Oh to be 16 again... But that's only 30 minutes out of the day. So it's not too bad. I know my wife would be happy if 15 times was still possible...