14 February 2007

STEVE IRWIN Meets ROSS the Intern

No words needed, just watch!!

"If you have anal sex, will the baby come out half human, half horse?"
WTF!!!!! Really, really, REALLY!!!!!

13 February 2007

Boredom

1. Is that your natural hair color?
The base color is...I have some highlights

2. Where was your profile pic taken?
pontoon boat on Lake Lure

3. What is your middle name?
Kay

4. Honestly, does your crush know you like them?
Yes he does...he's my favorite!

5. What is your current mood?
worried Mama -- Reese is sick

6. What do you love most?
Brad, my family & Reese are all combined together for my love

7. What makes you happy?
the bell at the end of 5th period

8. Name something you would like to learn?
the difference between laziness & stupidity

9. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
nothing -- my life makes me who I am today, stupid choices & all

10. If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
a humpback whale

11. Ever have a near death experience?
nope, thank heavens

12. Something you do a lot?
teach & entertain 8th graders at the same time

13. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Not Ready to Make Nice -- amazing song!!!

14. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Michele on MySpace

15. Name someone with the same birthday as you?
Dustin Hoffman

16. When was the last time you cried?
Saturday night -- total breakdown

17. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
yes'm -- helps when alcohol is involved

18. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Healing others

19. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
personality

20. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I've taken Starbucks out of the diet

21. Whats your biggest secret?
well it wouldn't be a secret

22. What's your favorite color?
if you don't know this about me, then you're an idiot

23. When was the last time you lied?
I lie every day -- I am a teacher, I mess with young minds

24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
when I'm with the munchkins

25. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
my insecurity about myself

26. Do you speak any other language?
I speak 8th grade, that's another language in itself

Complete the statement, "I wonder about..."

What an erection makes a male do?
What causes an erection?
If erections harm boys?
Wet dreams?
The average age of men when they stop producing sperm?
What causes an orgasm?
Why do guys pressure girls to have sex?
Female growth – stretch marks? Weight gain? Is this normal?
When I begin a yearly exam with a gynecologist?
Having sex before marriage, is that ok?
When is the right time to have sex?
My mother getting mad when I begin to have sex
Does sexual contact hurt?
Can you get an STD from kissing? STDs? AIDS, what does it do?
If a guy had an STD, would he tell his partner?
What if a partner does not tell he/she has an STD?
How do I protect myself from STDs?
How you can get an STD from making out?
Condoms
Menstruation, why does it ache & what’s going on in the body?
Symptoms of a yeast infection?

This is my life...

09 February 2007

Let the Sex Begin...

Over the next 2 weeks I'll have the wonderful joy of teaching 106 girls "Sexuality Education". You can't imagine how excited I am. Actually, I'm somewhat looking forward to the break -- no lesson plans, no boys, some new faces. The District tells you exactly what to do -- no changes whatsoever. So yes, 2 weeks of Sex Ed with crazy females -- YAY!!! Wish me luck, hahahaha!!!